Two buddies were out one Saturday, walking their dogs. One had a Doberman Pinscher and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to the restaurant and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?"
The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."
The bouncer let him in.
His buddy with the Chihuahua put on his pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
The man exclaimed, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a Chihuahua?!"
2007-12-13 00:13:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that one will keep me laughing through all this packing, good one Jimi
2007-12-13 06:33:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The one about the blind man walking into the bank an just stands there for a moment, then begins to swing his seeing eye dog around over his head. A teller runns up and asks him what he is doing and he replies "lookin around". I laughed.
2016-04-09 00:29:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are human characters. It is funny to share happiness but shame as we did it before.
2007-12-13 07:03:37 · answer #3 · answered by johnkamfailee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They made a commercial out of this joke. It was really funny. I think it's foreign, though.
2007-12-13 00:30:32 · answer #4 · answered by Nastizzy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, classic joke.
2007-12-13 02:55:43 · answer #5 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi jimi. thats funny
2007-12-13 05:02:09 · answer #6 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-13 00:22:50 · answer #7 · answered by Mavis 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!! *
2007-12-13 00:18:56 · answer #8 · answered by Nicola.R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋