Why di the cicken cross the road?
2007-12-12 23:56:35 · 16 answers · asked by coolbeans1998 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Stepped into the lane,
got hit by a train,
he ain't a chicken no more.
2007-12-14 01:01:07 · update #1
to get to the other side
2007-12-12 23:58:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a simple matter of Newton's First Law:
A chicken at rest remains at rest...
A chicken walking walks at a constant speed unless some force is applied to it.
Since there is NO FORCE stopping it from walking, it will keep walking until it crosses the road!
2007-12-13 08:58:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Coz it was the chicken's day off.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Coz he was stuck in the chicken.
2007-12-13 08:03:07 · answer #3 · answered by Dellilah Patchouly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the grass is always greener on the other side.
2007-12-13 08:00:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmm
what is a cicken?
2007-12-13 07:59:33 · answer #5 · answered by holeeycow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was going to the bus stop?
2007-12-13 08:01:26 · answer #6 · answered by sherijgriggs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To find its chickenhead on the other side
2007-12-13 08:11:20 · answer #7 · answered by Chester H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To find some H
2007-12-13 07:59:28 · answer #8 · answered by havanadig 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he was looking for an "h".
2007-12-13 07:59:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side
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2007-12-13 07:59:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To go home at KFC
2007-12-13 07:59:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋