An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "Do you want ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask that?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
2007-12-12 22:12:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant!!! LMAO! Shame I was in the middle of eating a bowl of porridge just then!
2007-12-12 22:31:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-23 08:43:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-12 22:20:02 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cant keep a good girl down have a star
2007-12-12 22:15:58 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That suxs serves him right though
2007-12-13 05:14:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
looool very funny, how does the man feel!!!!! haha serves him right for being so forward!!!
2007-12-12 22:15:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your on a roll today babes pmsl
2007-12-13 01:14:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my answer it's funny as in totally funny and nice
2007-12-12 22:32:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny. are you pinoy??? coz this joke is popular with the texters (SMS)
2007-12-13 00:15:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-12-12 23:44:04 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋