- this is just intended as a fun post, I'm not developing megalomania or anything! But just think: if you look at all that Islam and Judaism have contributed to the world, and then you add in the fact that Jews and Muslims are both very passionate, very dedicated, very loyal people - if we all stopped fighting and joined forces, would we rule the planet? Lol lol lol
I think our joint task force would be something like this:
Communications officers - me and B: we wouldn't need phones, we could both just shout. They'd probably hear us from Tel Aviv to Tehran!
Chief of staff for the Army - UltraNational. Would have to be! Deputy chief of staff: Hopeless
PR - Londoner In Israel, 'h', Muslim by Choice, MikeInRi - all diplomatic and try hard to be fair.
Overall leader - Michael J!
Sorry if I've left anyone out :)
2007-12-12 22:10:37 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Israel
PEOPLE - this is intended as a lighthearted post! Nothing remotely ''racist', don't be daft :)
2007-12-12 22:20:20 · update #1
B - I just read in another post that you went and reported me! Now is that any way to treat your comrade in arms???
2007-12-12 22:29:40 · update #2
B - so you're suggesting we Jews wouldn't be safe even in alliance with Muslims? OK...
MIMI - you very welcome, even though you called me 'hateful' last week! You could be Media officer and draw people's attention to positive stories about muslims and jews working together!
2007-12-12 23:36:45 · update #3
B - so that suggests that if the Muslims got control it would not be great for Jews? lol lol lol
2007-12-12 23:44:16 · update #4
B - hmmmmm....... lol lol lol :)
2007-12-12 23:49:14 · update #5
MUSLIM BY CHOICE - I know exactly what you mean.
MIKE S - the voice of sanity :)
2007-12-13 03:10:30 · update #6
Da man - I believe that YOU would, if you were head of a Muslim state, and I believe that h, Mimi, Hopeless, and Muslim by Choice would :)
But sadly, if you look at the past, Jews while having a better time in Muslim states often than in others, actually did not have equal rights...
And since you're answering my post, WHY DON'T YOU UNBLOCK ME? :)
2007-12-13 03:54:54 · update #7
SAHAR - great, you can join with us!
2007-12-13 06:01:23 · update #8
HI 'h' - glad you enjoyed the post, hoped it would cheer us all up!
I totally forgot the finance post, why did you think I left it out on purpose?! Not at all!
I agree we should rotate or better still, let's have two people for each post, one Jew and one Muslim! Real co-operation!
2007-12-13 08:53:55 · update #9
EU CITIZEN - 'KOSHERKOPTERS AND HALALHUMVEES' - that is seriously funny! lol lol lol lol lol
2007-12-13 10:57:00 · update #10
Brothers together, you could be awesome.
2007-12-13 23:48:11 · answer #1 · answered by Veronica Alicia 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi,
This is one of the nices posts I have seen here so far regarding fun.
Thanks for getting me on the team. Well I guess I would join if the pay is good.
I take your post like you stated as a fun post and therefore I do have to notice that you missed something and I hope you did not do that on purpose. I agree with the Overall Leader-Michal J - BUT this Overall Leadership has to rotate (let's say every 2-4 years) One time a Jew, next periode a Muslim. Same with the chief of the army. To practise fairness in this forces, rotation on leading positions are mandatory. Otherwise it would not work.
After this is worked out we can talk about what kind of holidays we will be off.
You left out the chief of finances. Hope you did not do that on purpose. But this leading positions has to be hold by a Muslim (and also rotating) while all other leading positions are hold by Jews already.
Btw: talking about fairness, we should hire also a couple Christinas and Hindus.
Please do not take my answer to serious. It's a fun answer to a fun question. But - in general a good idea!
Take care and enjoy the holidays coming.
2007-12-13 08:39:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Can I join?
You didn't mention me in your question so maybe I can't join. LOL. It is a great and funny idea. Yes I will join if I am allowed but would you please wait until I finish those stupid final exams. I don't have time for even eating my food.
Peace
BY THE WAY: who are these people (other than B) answering this question. I have never seen them before. I left the section for two days and I came to find totaly new people. Lol that is funny.
Paperback, I was commenting on your posts last week and I gave the reason why I said you were getting hateful. If you didn't check the reason please check it. However by posting this message now I think you are becoming peaceful as usual again.
Peace
2007-12-12 23:23:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
No. Putting the States aside for the moment, which is a waning world empire, you would have to face the might of the Chinese which is waxing a frightening rate. They are a wealthy, resourceful and highly populous nation and will most certainly be the next world power within the coming decades. Assuming there was a peace treaty and the two sides could overcome the inevitable in-fighting, it is unlikely even now that the combined might of the Jewish and Islamic races would take control of the world.
2007-12-12 22:18:42 · answer #4 · answered by Gaspode the wonder dog 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It was one of the secrets behind the Muslim conquests in the dark ages, the alliance with the Jews was extremely important. The Christian massacre in Jerusalem forced the issue, and that caused the United forces to be nearly unstoppable until the alliance broke down.
2007-12-12 22:13:14 · answer #5 · answered by Steve C 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thank you, paperback. I needed that following the aftermath of my last question which has now been deleted by Yahoo. (the ninjafied one)
Perhaps this would be a good time to consider, all joking aside, that there may be outside forces who know what our combined strength would be and shudder to imagine such a situation. I'm not much for conspiracy theories, but it is constructive to sometimes consider our collective situation and ask ourselves, "Who benefits from its continuation?" It is cynical, certainly, but an important question nonetheless.
2007-12-13 03:05:13 · answer #6 · answered by MBC 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
God gal even when you notate your posting multiple times as a spoof or as a bit of light heartedness people try to read something into it that isn't there. Personally I got a kick out of it. It's currently just so totally impossible or improbable it can be nothing but a spoof. Does make one wonder though. Keep on posting.
2007-12-13 02:33:24 · answer #7 · answered by Mike S 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i'm sure if all muslims joined forces they'd probably rule the world, like back in the day during the times of Caliph Abu Bakr, or Ali or Umar
disunity among muslims has brought our downfall, todays 52 nations used to be just one state, but dont worry, even if we did, we'll still give jews equal rights living in our state (that is, according to the rules of an Islamic Govermental System)
edit: ok fine i will
2007-12-13 03:30:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Using Religions for worldly matters will not be a fair idea.
However, there would be prosperity, peace & serenity in our world.
There was once a time when only Jews were there in the entire world believing in One unseen God, Yahweh; now there is two! Hence, it will be more convincing to all those who do not believe in One Omnipotent God for one reason or the other.
2007-12-13 00:25:28 · answer #9 · answered by Habib 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
lololol Deputy chief of staff: Hopeless taking orders from Ultra? lol....I'm a strong woman could not work under him, i'll comment because that gave me a morning chuckle: but in all seriousness I hope the world is not ruled by anyone, one day, God will rule it. Peace!
2007-12-12 23:27:49 · answer #10 · answered by HopelessZ00 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think thats a good Idea I think we should start it together :) because both religions are strong and both are stubborn so I think we could accomplish more things together :)
Ohh I want to join too pleaseeeeeeeee!
Yippie :D
2007-12-13 04:14:15 · answer #11 · answered by FeshFash 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋