ok so this teacher is asking these kindergartens to use the word "defintly" in a sentence. The first student raises her hands and says " They sky is defintly blue" the teacher tells her she is correct. The next student raises her hand and says " The grass is defintly green" The teacher tells her she is correct........now little Tommy was sitting in the back with a very uncomfortable look upon his face. The teacher asks him if he is okay...He replies " Are farts lumpy?" The teacher says no.....
So Tommy says back with a big grin..." Then I defintly **** my pants"
HAHAHAHA...i know that was funny
2007-12-12
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