A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day,
carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak
with the president of the bank to open a savings account
because, "It's a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally
ushered her into the president's office. The bank president
then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She
replied, "$5,165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag
onto his desk.
The president was of course curious as to how she came by all
this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're
carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?"
The old lady replied, "I make bets."
The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $525,000
that your balls are square."
"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can
never win that kind of bet!"
The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $525,000 that my balls
are not square!"
The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a
lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow
at 10:00 am as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and
spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls,
turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly
checked them out until he was sure that there was absolutely
no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady
appeared with her lawyer at the president's office. She
introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet.
"$525,000 says the president's balls are square!"
The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady
asked him to drop his pants so they could all see. The
president complied. The little old lady peered closely at
his balls and then asked if she could feel them.
"Well, Okay," said the president, "$525,000 is a lot of
money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging
his head against the wall. The president asked the old lady,
"What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?"
She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $5,100,000 that at
10:00 am today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's
balls in my hand."
2007-12-12 18:52:08 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-12-13 01:21:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-11 04:43:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame
2007-12-12 21:51:19 · answer #3 · answered by shutyerfaceup 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cant keep a good girl down have a star
2007-12-12 22:15:28 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it's funny but it's a variation on another equally funny joke.
2007-12-12 19:27:08 · answer #5 · answered by Warren D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the greatest jokes ever, thank you. I wish I could give you more than just one star for this one
2007-12-13 03:54:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL nice way to bet.
2007-12-13 05:20:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That has to be the best joke so far
good on you
2007-12-12 18:56:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It was funny when I heard it 25 years ago.
2007-12-12 18:56:48 · answer #9 · answered by elvotney 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LMAO pretty funny
2007-12-12 19:01:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lols... smart old lady... poor lawyer./.. haha
2007-12-12 19:01:59 · answer #11 · answered by amchoney143 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋