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After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.
Now I have a $500,000 house, $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great?

They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

2007-12-12 17:36:20 · 8 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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2007-12-12 20:58:58 · update #1

8 answers

HA! Like my husband said to me.. several days after purchasing expensive skin care lotion to help minimize the fine line on my once young smooth face. He looks at me one morning an notes.. "You haven't been using your wrinkle cream have you?" he says to me.

What a nice way to tell your wife that she looks like crap!..

Good for the woman in this joke!

2007-12-15 06:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by 4mom 4 · 0 0

Heck yeah! Just goes to show, you should be careful what you wish for ;)

2007-12-13 09:15:27 · answer #2 · answered by Amy W 2 · 0 0

Both are nice

2007-12-13 10:55:10 · answer #3 · answered by A Human 6 · 0 0

cool joke

2007-12-13 16:06:01 · answer #4 · answered by ♥♪♫Priya_akki™♫♪♥ 6 · 0 0

definitely they know it

2007-12-13 03:20:01 · answer #5 · answered by Philomena 5 · 0 0

They sure are.

2007-12-13 02:32:33 · answer #6 · answered by AFOUR 7 · 0 0

definitely.. dey are!!

2007-12-16 01:48:19 · answer #7 · answered by deep 1 · 0 0

hahhaha..........

2007-12-13 01:55:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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