We were ready to go out for a Party. We turned on night light, answering machine, covered pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the door to leave the house.
The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat to b in house bcoz of the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi,I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night and explains to him that, He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to mother.
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. Sorry I took so long, I said, as we drove away. That stupid bit*h was hiding under the bed. I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket as she was scratching me, but it worked! I hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the back yard'
THE CAB DRIVER HIT A PARKED CAR.
2007-12-12 17:34:05 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OUCH! Oh, My God! That was uproariously funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! My sides are splitting! WOW! What a Beauty! Star for you!!!
2007-12-12 17:43:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
OH PD! That is hilarious! I laughed out loud at this one... HEHEHEHE
2007-12-13 09:20:11 · answer #2 · answered by Amy W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAA ha! I laughed so hard at this.. so FUNNY! I had to read this aloud to family.. Thanks for the belly laugh, I needed it!.. This is one of your best!
2007-12-15 14:33:02 · answer #3 · answered by 4mom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats funny, imagine if that were to actually happen.
2007-12-13 01:49:42 · answer #4 · answered by Foxy B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! What an hilarious joke....?! STAR!!!
2007-12-13 22:19:52 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ ΛDIƬΥΛ ♥ ııllllııllıı 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are good.
2007-12-13 02:39:38 · answer #6 · answered by AFOUR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is good =)
2007-12-13 02:01:17 · answer #7 · answered by Peace =) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAH.........omg,lol
2007-12-13 01:53:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice... :) :) :)
2007-12-13 10:57:49 · answer #9 · answered by A Human 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.....!!!
2007-12-13 07:01:56 · answer #10 · answered by raindrops 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋