. . . I would like to float just one more trial balloon:
If Sponge Bob reproduced, what would the offspring look like?
2007-12-12 16:47:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I only wished that the weather clears again for Hang gliding.
2007-12-12 22:33:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sponge Bob Square Pants is gay...however, if he reproduced the offspring would look like A (lot of) holes!!!
2007-12-13 01:58:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Like "Offspring" the artist (with a little Sponge Bob in there).
2007-12-13 01:00:57 · answer #3 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If Sponge Bob ever reproduced the world would implode, ergo no one would ever get to witness this hideous being.
2007-12-13 02:00:44 · answer #4 · answered by Pvt. Joker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well first of all they'd be the most annoying little...(kids don't read this next part if you like Sponge Bob) the most annoying little whiny pieces of $|-|17 with the most annoying laughs EVER! On top of that: they'd probably be little "mini-Bobs".
2007-12-13 06:59:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would look like sponge bob. Sponges reproduce by budding, through which they reproduce little genetic copies of themselves.... no sex please we're sponges.
"Sponges that reproduce asexually produce buds or, more often, gemmules, which are packets of several cells of various types inside a protective covering."
2007-12-13 10:21:55 · answer #6 · answered by Duncan w ™ ® 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm happy to report that I have almost no knowledge of Bob, except that he is some sort of cleaning utensil...
2007-12-13 00:57:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would that not depend on who he mated with? A spongebob/squidward offspring would look unusual, indeed.
2007-12-13 02:36:48 · answer #8 · answered by Spartacus! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They would be clones of himself. Watch episode #57.
2007-12-13 00:52:20 · answer #9 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He would have to change a little. Maybe into a BRILLO PAD/SPONGE COMBO.
2007-12-13 02:26:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋