A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
(Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.)
2007-12-12 16:30:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha this is funny lol well done
2007-12-12 16:35:55 · answer #1 · answered by silentscream 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! this is funny and the comment that "men are not equipped for these kinds of contests" is just so true. But it was very funny - enjoyed it a lot. Thanks for the laugh! CJ
2007-12-13 12:34:19 · answer #2 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is she in soreness? Ask her if something else besides her abdomen is hurting. Im guessing it hurts ALOT for her to be crying, so i advise you're taking her to the physician as quickly as you could
2016-11-03 02:40:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goodie!
2007-12-13 00:53:08 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God created the universe and rested. God created man and rested. God created woman. Since then neither God nor man can rest!
2007-12-12 18:27:14 · answer #5 · answered by Sharp Shooter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha..nice...
2007-12-15 22:23:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a great joke.
2007-12-14 15:44:21 · answer #7 · answered by megnalon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now dats a very good 1
2007-12-14 15:24:02 · answer #8 · answered by African Queen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See now you know why I brought that alarm clock other day.
2007-12-12 17:11:37 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha more proof that women always win
2007-12-17 08:58:19 · answer #10 · answered by smartlady2028 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋