2007-12-12 13:51:14 · 39 answers · asked by KEVIL 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
so THAT'S why christians are so obsessed with the blood of christ! all the living forever with christ stuff is about jesus making them into vampires! it all makes sense now!
2007-12-12 14:00:10 · answer #1 · answered by halloweenie 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Dude who said Vampires never die? They died in every vampire movie I ever saw.
And Jesus doesn't suck blood to live, he doesn't even eat, he creates his own energy probably through a form of biosythisized cold fusion.
Vampires need to steal life force to survive. All the vampires in the world could be leeched on to Jesus for millions, if not billions of years, and he would probably be at full power the whole time, he's that powerful. Plus he could change his blood into water and the vampires could be screwed. He radiates light that would disintigrate them and he can walk on water and Vampires can't even cross running water, I think. Although in Lost boys they lived under a bridge.
Oh yeah they can't even go near him, because if a cross were to be brandished they would scowl and hide, so imagine the real thing, it would be overwhelming, they wouldn't even be able to be anywhere within a thousand feet of him.
So to answer your question. No.
2007-12-12 14:06:35 · answer #2 · answered by Swampy 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is not a vampire. Vampires are high level undeads. At best, Jesus would be a Zombie.
2007-12-12 13:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Actually, back in the day it was pretty common to 'rise from the dead'. Many of the early 'undead' myths we have stem from graverobbers. When they would dig up coffins and loot them for valuables or sell the corpses to medical schools. Graverobbers would find coffin that were clawed at on the inside lid, and the corpses would have bloody fingers with spinters in them.
During the the 1500s in france, the rise from the dead was a major concern, so they would put a tube down into the coffins with a string, the string was attached to a bell, so if someone 'rose from the dead' they could signal someone on the surface to dig em up.
2007-12-12 13:56:34 · answer #4 · answered by Lion Jester 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Last I checked vampires were not real! Jesus is NOT a vampire and lives forever because He is the Son of God!
2007-12-12 13:56:41 · answer #5 · answered by Jenny 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Jesus is not a vampire!!! He is Gods only son so God let him live. Jesus is the son of God and he will never die. He lives to save us. Never call him a vampire because he is nothing close to one.
2007-12-12 13:56:28 · answer #6 · answered by spenserspenserspenser 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
No, Jesus didn't die in the way necessary to turn into a vampire. He still had blood in his system and he was never given the blood of another. Jesus was a zombie.
2007-12-12 13:54:40 · answer #7 · answered by Eiliat 7 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Jesus is definitely a zombie.
Because Christianity is...
"The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree."
not mine, but sums it all up nicely.
2007-12-12 13:57:27 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs.S 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
jesus aint no vampire and he never died. well not really for about 2 days he died then on the 3rd day he rose from the dead. well anyways jesus is our savior and he isnt a vampire. pay more attention in church especially on easter. stop fallin asleep and if u dont go to church i suggest you go asap. you could learn a thing or two.
2007-12-12 13:57:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
..... maybe.... assuming you have imperical evidence of them never dying...and the existence of vampires. (there is a good load of evidence for God old Joshua/Jesus. Just not for the ressurection.
Just becuse there are things in common dosent mean they are related. Bacteria and plants both have cell walls..... Not the same things.
2007-12-12 13:55:01 · answer #10 · answered by Viking Raider 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋