1. You can get chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good
2007-12-12 13:49:27 · 20 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've got to send this to my brother...Thank You!
2007-12-12 14:00:31 · answer #1 · answered by kayboff 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
<3 chocolate even more =)
2007-12-14 08:03:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! these reasons are very comforting for people with sex problems... also 26) you can have chocolate even when you're dead tired!
2016-04-08 23:52:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen
2007-12-12 13:52:49 · answer #4 · answered by McLovin 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehe! and you can eat several chocolate bars at once with out being called nasty names-lol!
2007-12-12 13:55:19 · answer #5 · answered by Little Star 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why are all the answers getting thumbs down?
2007-12-13 01:25:36 · answer #6 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahaaaa...a one to make the womens mouth water ..lol
2007-12-12 13:54:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha lol! Guaranteed satisfaction and it wont answer you back!!
Like the party outfit
:-)))
2007-12-13 09:36:35 · answer #8 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geez !! I feel like having some chocolate. I wonder why?? ROTFL ♥
2007-12-12 14:00:19 · answer #9 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-14 02:50:34 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how true in this i always prefer chocolate to "you know what"
2007-12-12 20:57:23 · answer #11 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋