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2007-12-12 13:11:42 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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A) move to a country that's rancid with Islam Fundamentalism

B) commit suicide

C) lock yourself in a bomb shelter

2007-12-12 13:14:50 · answer #1 · answered by Mark Mayo Boatner 3 · 3 2

Year before last, I went to La's Vegas for Christmas week. it was great. the weather was beautiful; you can get really cheap rooms (I paid $45/night at the Hilton) and if you can manage to avoid gambling, it's not that expensive. However, it was still crowded, only not with Americans. There were lots of Chinese and Middle Eastern people. Apparently they take the opportunity to travel there when most Americans are at home.

2007-12-12 13:18:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Just don't celebrate it. That is what I did. When my husband wanted to continue to celebrate it, I said fine... you do the decorations. I am not celebrating. He did it for a few years and now there isn't any problem. We don't even miss it. The upside is that no one needs to stress themselves out trying to buy for us at this time of year when we really don't need anything. We buy gifts at various times of the year. We also make sure to get one nice gift for our daughter around this time only because the kids at school compare... she needs something to show off. LOL

Once people know you don't celebrate it anymore... they don't bother you much with it. I still get maybe 3 Christmas Cards but they are from Old people who have bad memories and I just take it as the nice sentiment that it was offered as.

2007-12-12 13:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Christmas is wordily just as we separate ourselves from the world, do also with Christmas, as they are both ungodly. It's the biggest lie the devil has been able to hold over the church as the glimmer of it is to hard to let go. but rest assured, God has no part of it, those who love him, love him in spirit and in truth.

2007-12-12 13:50:25 · answer #4 · answered by broroy 2 · 0 0

Burn the town church with holy water... you just need to figure out how to diffuse the H2O into seperate hydrogen and O2, Then you'll be cookin!

2007-12-12 13:54:54 · answer #5 · answered by Judo Chop 4 · 0 0

Book yourself into a hotel room and order room service. And keep the TV off.

2007-12-12 13:25:37 · answer #6 · answered by Cee T 6 · 1 0

Don't run, just put your fist down and say, "by golly I'm not doing another damn Christmas!"

2007-12-12 13:23:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

go to iraq for a month with the us army... you wont have to put up with all em christmas songs!

2007-12-12 13:14:27 · answer #8 · answered by something crazy 4 · 1 0

Move your legs up and down and forward. You will be transported.
Go live in a cave in the desert.
Close your eyes and stick some chewing gum in your ears.

2007-12-12 13:15:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

sounds like you lost your christmas spirit

2007-12-12 13:14:40 · answer #10 · answered by Lily B 3 · 0 0

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