A Joke for the People who have a Sense of Humor!?

Question

A man is in a store at 3 pm, where he finds an attractive clerk who works there. They talk for a while, and soon the man asks her out. They plan 8:00 at night at the train station where they can go on a trip. He goes out at 5 pm to a party, where he gets very drunk. He goes home at 5:30 where he goes to the bathroom and gets sick. He can't stop throwing up or pooping at least for a while. He is determined not to miss the date, so at 8pm, he gets up, dresses himself nicely, throws up one last time, and drives the the train station. There he meets the lady, and they go on the train. After a while, he feels a fart coming up. He thinks it is just a fart, so he decides to let it out just a tiny bit, in case the girl notices. He squeezes, and a little toot comes out. He smiles, and lets out the whole thing. To his dismay, it came with a little surprise. Instead of just the fart, diarrhea came out with it. They stop at Old Navy, where he tells the girl to wait here. He runs, grabs a pair of

Answer 1

a pair of what?

Answer 2

Funny! 100!

Answer 3

A pair of camoflauge pants.

Answer 4

pair of what?

Answer 5

black underwear and blackpants

Answer 6

ticket!!

Answer 7

...and