"You made me love you, I didnt want to do it" . From an agnostic , may I wish you a very pleasant Wintertide.
2007-12-12 12:41:52 · 8 answers · asked by claret 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Alex,
The word pagan means , anyone who is neither Christian, Jewish, or Muslim.
I am happy celebrating a warming period in the middle of winter, are you not.
2007-12-12 13:15:04 · update #1
Lover of Jehovah etc.
No I dont intend to be funny.
If I did, I would have picked a different group of people than the JWs to appeal to, as I know that you people have no sense of humour at all.
2007-12-12 13:20:31 · update #2
Cool - you used a tune by Cole Porter - bisexual or homosexual, depending on who you ask. The "Fundies" LOVE that! LMAO!
2007-12-12 12:48:21 · answer #1 · answered by Paul Hxyz 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Adherents of the 'Christian Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses' tend to love humor and jokes, but especially love that others connect them so closely with the door-to-door ministry established by Christ Jesus himself.
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
(Matthew 10:7,11,14) As you go, preach, saying, ‘The kingdom of the heavens has drawn near.’ ...Into whatever city or village you enter, search out who in it is deserving... Wherever anyone does not take you in or listen to your words, on going out of that house or that city shake the dust off your feet.
Perhaps a "question" such as this would more appropriately appear in the category "Jokes & Riddles".
http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/?sid=396546041
2007-12-12 18:48:11 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Do you have something against the fact that Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Christmas because its pagan origins?
A link for you:
http://www.watchtower.org/e/20001215/article_01.htm
2007-12-12 12:44:24 · answer #3 · answered by Alex 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Waste of brain cells.
2007-12-12 18:03:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dust off your maypole.
2007-12-12 12:47:15 · answer #5 · answered by Goethe's Ghostwriter 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
.I am a believer .sorry but they are a poor lot
2007-12-12 13:17:10 · answer #6 · answered by idac123 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
HAHAHAHA Your so funny.
I don't get it.
2007-12-12 12:55:49 · answer #7 · answered by JW 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
VERY TACKY
2007-12-12 12:54:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋