a little girl came skipping home from school one day. "mommy, mommy" she yelled. "we were counting today and the other kids could only count to 4, but i could count all the way to 10. see 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
"very good" says her mother
"is it because im blonde" asked the daughter.
"yes, its because your blonde" said the mother
the next day, the little girl came skipping home again. "mommy, mommy, we were saying the alphabet today and the other kids could only get to D, but i said it to G. see, A,B,C,D,E,F,G"
"very good" said the mother
"is it because im blonde" asked the daughter.
"yes" said the mother. "its because your blonde."
the next day, the little came skipping home again. "mommy, mommy we were in gym class today and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but i have these."
she lifted her shirt to reveal a pair of 36C's
"very good "said her embarrased mother.
"is it because im blonde?" asked the daughter. no, dear, its because your 24.
2007-12-12 12:10:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahhaaaaa....another good one honey...lol
2007-12-12 13:42:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-12 12:44:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny
2007-12-12 13:00:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-23 07:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha. Hilarious. STAR!
2007-12-12 12:43:06 · answer #5 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats soooo funny.
2007-12-12 12:56:12 · answer #6 · answered by Kat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!!! I love blonde jokes
2007-12-12 13:28:08 · answer #7 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2007-12-12 12:16:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes love it babes seems i have upset someone all my jokes deleted
2007-12-13 22:32:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
unexpected twist funny lol
2007-12-12 12:37:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋