Am i a redneck?

Question

-I was born in texas and still visit twice a year for christmas and in the summer.

-i listen to country

-my favorate song at the moment is international harvestor by craig morgan.

-I am extreamly conservitive in all of my veiws.- espcaily illegal imigration.

-Shooting is one of my favorate things to do. my favorate firearm that i have fired is a colt 45 service pistol, with magnum hallowpoints.

-I want to retire onto a lot of land somewere when i'm old.

-i cant wait to own a house so i can leave my christmas decorations up untill july, and put them up on halloween.

-i cant spell for my life.

-when i get my drivers license i'm going to have someone else drive while i sing public domain songs out the window.

-i love alamode on pie.

-I've acsidentaly broken an outhouse.

-when i get license i'm going to drive to nevada to go to a four day firearms trianing class (not that i dont already know how to use one, i'm talking tactical shotgun)

LET ME KNOW!!!

Answer 1

To find out take the following tests:

Subject: New look at Rednecks

You might be a redneck if. . .
1. It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One
nation, under God. ."
2. You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted
in public places.
3. You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
4. You bow your head when someone prays.
5. You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play
the National Anthem.
6. You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
7. You've never burned an American flag.
8. You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no
matter who is listening.
9. You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
10. You'd give your last dollar to a true friend.

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a
reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values
home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen
terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so
rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit --
that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of them.

Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Red Neck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question.

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife and charges you. You are carrying a Glock cal. 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrats Answer:
Well that’s not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have the appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 911?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican’s Answer:
BANG!
Red Neck’s Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click…..
(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click…..
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those Winchester Silver Tips or SXT’s?”
Son: “Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?”
Wife: “You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist!!!”


(Of course the Red Neck would be carrying a .45 ACP)

Answer 2

Am I A Redneck

Answer 3

Jeff Foxworthy would be proud of you!

Nothing wrong with being a redneck. Folks shouldn't complain about them while they are eating, cause all their food was produced by rednecks.

BTW, until Jeff Foxworthy started making jokes, the people he calls rednecks were generally called white trash in my neck of the woods. Rednecks were just country folk who made their living working in the sun.

Doc

Answer 4

Well I'm a secular conservative culture-snob from New York, and some of my so-called friends think I'm a bit redneck because I served in the military, own guns, hunt, shoot, support the war on terror, the death penalty, and harsh measures against illegal aliens. Now I know there's no love lost between New York and Texas (except maybe Bill Parcells), but if it comes to another Alamo down there, give me a call.

Answer 5

Id say no since You didn't mention driving a jacked up 4x4 pickup truck covered in mud with the roll bar in the back and 5 kc spot lites on it.And also a redneck goes fishing with dynamite not a rod and reel.lol

Answer 6

Yes, you are but don't feel bad I know a lot of rednecks. This is coming from a gurl from KY!=)
kalleygurl

Answer 7

Yes you are, it's great, I'm a redneck and I love it and don't ever let anyone pick on u for it

Answer 8

I am sure Jeff Foxworthy would appreciate your sending him that query for he knows what makes a " redneck" and especially with your spelling, sounds real authentic.

Answer 9

You must live in a real shithole to need to visit Texas twice a year... yes you are a redneck

Answer 10

Well aside from the spelling & the outhouse, we're pretty similar and I'm pretty sure I'm not a redneck, despite being born in Texas.