She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in. She turned and said, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all, right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'
2007-12-12 10:33:16 · 13 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol nice one. Star for genuinely making me laugh.
2007-12-12 10:37:26 · answer #1 · answered by mirrors and smoke 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10 x
2007-12-13 05:31:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol sweets I loved that you really had me in stiches so yeah you deserve a big star.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
2007-12-12 18:37:35 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the old 4 minute waltz .lol
2007-12-13 00:30:37 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-12-13 00:28:22 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cruel but funny
2007-12-12 19:43:32 · answer #6 · answered by beajay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hope she liked runny eggs.
2007-12-12 19:36:58 · answer #7 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh! That was funny!
2007-12-12 18:44:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL....5 minute timer? lol...
2007-12-13 13:59:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats funny!
2007-12-12 18:37:37 · answer #10 · answered by Lizzie01 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋