It was a cold and misty Christmas morning in the very depth of Winter after a heavy fall of snow and only one farmer and the minister managed to arrive at the church for the morning service. 'Well' said the clergyman 'I guess there's no point in having a service today.' 'Well that's not how I see it. said the farmer. If only one cow turns up at feeding time, I still feed it.'
2007-12-12 10:01:32 · 12 answers · asked by Cathleen 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I get it lol
2007-12-12 10:08:26 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
shows you the mega church homes are funds pushed. They be attentive to attendence would be low, so that they don't prefer the utility bill. whilst i became a toddler, Christmas fell on Sunday a minimum of as quickly as, and our small church held centers, nevertheless the pastor stored it short and stated with a grin "i be attentive to each physique desires to flow homestead and revel interior the day as a family contributors, so go, be happy! thank you for coming." besides the undeniable fact that, he became Methodist, so he won't qualify as being godly.
2016-11-03 01:40:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, brilliant hun, pmsl
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2007-12-12 10:29:15 · answer #3 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dayum!! LOL
2007-12-12 11:22:19 · answer #4 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
funny
2007-12-12 16:18:11 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good ha ha ha
2007-12-12 17:19:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i get it too
2007-12-12 10:21:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! not funny at all!.
2007-12-12 10:06:57 · answer #8 · answered by miss behaving. 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
true .lol
2007-12-12 17:13:05 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh?
2007-12-12 13:42:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋