It was coming up to Christmas and Sammy asked his mum if he could have a new bike. So, she told him that the best idea would be to write to Santa Claus. But Sam, having just played a vital role in the school nativity play, said he would prefer to write to the baby Jesus. So his mum told him that would be fine.
Sam went to his room and wrote ' Dear Jesus, I have been a very good boy and would like to have a bike for Christmas.' But he wasn't very happy when he read it over. So he decided to try again and this time he wrote 'Dear Jesus, I'm a good boy most of the time and would like a bike for Christmas.' He read it back and wasn't happy with that one either. He tried a third version. 'Dear Jesus, I could be a good boy if I tried hard and especially if I had a new bike.' He read that one too, but he still wasn't satisfied.
So, he decided to go out for a walk while he thought about a better approach. After a short time he passed a house with a small statue of the Virgin Mary in the front garden. He crept in, stuffed the statue under his coat, hurried home and hid it under the bed. Then he wrote this letter. 'Dear Jesus, If you want to see your mother again, you'd better send me a new bike.'
2007-12-12 10:00:02 · 21 answers · asked by Cathleen 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Liked that one ha ha ha
2007-12-12 17:20:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi, your brother needs a lesson in how to treat you better. If he really thinks you shouldn't be talking to this guy he should tell your parents anyway. He clearly doesn't care about your safety or your feelings. If this is only a long distance thing then he sounds more like a pen pal than a boyfriend. Like the other people said, be careful you're not showing him/telling him anything you shouldn't and that you don't tell him your address/etc in case he's not what he seems. Never agree to meet someone off the internet unless your parents know about it and meet him too. The next thing you could do is tell your brother that you've hidden cigarettes/****/pot in his room where he won't find it but which you'll tell your parents about if he blackmails you again. Tell him you'll be nice to him if he's nice to you. Then actually hide something like that (not pot) in the frame of his bike below his saddle or in the back of a radio, etc so that if he calls your bluff and does tell your parents you can retaliate and teach him a lesson anyway. He's bullying you and sometimes the only way to stop a bully is to use their own methods against them. Good luck.
2016-04-08 23:30:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! I laughed SO hard!
2007-12-12 10:19:17 · answer #3 · answered by Tom Mienic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2007-12-12 10:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Very sweet little story. What was the question?
2007-12-12 10:05:24 · answer #5 · answered by stratmanreturns 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahah I love it.
2007-12-12 10:03:08 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Mee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry babe, don't think it's funny. That same thing happens to many many churches every year. Nasty prank don't you think?
2007-12-12 10:15:42 · answer #7 · answered by sunshine 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh, my!! Are you sure his name isn't little Johnny?! LMAO
2007-12-12 11:29:34 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, he knows what he wants
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2007-12-12 10:24:33 · answer #9 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thatsb fantastic loving it thumbs up!!!
2007-12-12 10:04:55 · answer #10 · answered by xXx pink princezz xXx 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋