It was the doctor's last patient consultation of Christmas Eve. A mother came in with her young daughter and asked if he would examine her because she had been showing some strange symptoms, including a significant increase in weight, sickness most mornings and a number of strange cravings.
He checked her out very carefully and eventually told the mother that her daughter was unquestionably pregnant. At which news she protested very strongly.
'Don't be ridiculous, my daughter has never been with a man'
The girl confirmed that this was true and added that she had never so much as kissed a man.
The doctor studied the girl very carefully, then quietly stood up, walked to the window and stared out of it.
Suspecting the worst the mother asked if there was something wrong.
"No, not really" replied the doctor. 'It might just be a coincidence, but the last time this happened a bright star appeared the East.'
2007-12-12 09:58:02 · 17 answers · asked by Cathleen 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe, good one hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-12 10:27:13 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I agree if there is an ailment that's probable a heavy gasoline. it may additionally be a pair of different perpetrator chemical ingredients. in spite of the certainty that for this reason the sensationalized comments sound like an identical impression a foggy lake in Mexico had approximately fifty years in the past proper earlier a volcano erupted. possibility is this became not a vent however, except there have been comments of different unusual activities close to an identical place presently. it may basically be a warm spring that is volatile to human beings not clever. the only different end i will evaluate achieveable, all area disease recommendations aside, is this could be a comet midsection, not a meteor. wherein case the radiation may be greater proper. And if this became a comet midsection it suits the two or 3 different comet hundreds that have fallen contained in the previous few months, probable fragments of an identical comet after it broke aside and vacationing at distinctive speeds. Now if this could be a mutant Zombie disease I even have my machete waiting.
2016-10-01 11:09:31 · answer #2 · answered by lacie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2007-12-12 10:02:05 · answer #3 · answered by Hmm? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What i don't get it a star?
2007-12-12 13:40:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...it took me a couple of seconds but it was funny! :D
2007-12-12 11:33:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one!! *star*
2007-12-12 11:31:20 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2007-12-12 16:14:47 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! not funny.
2007-12-12 10:05:09 · answer #8 · answered by miss behaving. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rather cute.
2007-12-12 10:03:26 · answer #9 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ahhh so funny!
2007-12-12 10:02:29 · answer #10 · answered by mel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋