and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!
2007-12-12 09:17:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
excellent!!!
Thank you!
2007-12-12 09:20:03 · answer #1 · answered by Emma Jean 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Classic
2016-05-23 06:47:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is known here in France too. But whether in french or in english, it still makes me laugh.
2007-12-12 09:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by Natlo ♀♀ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha.
i dont get it :s
oh yeh. now i do
cousin explained it:D
xx haha v funny :D xx
2007-12-12 09:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
caught out again .......need to be more careful on the next night out.
2007-12-12 09:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee, nice one!
2007-12-12 09:21:27 · answer #6 · answered by Gavin T 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-12-12 16:05:25 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one.
2007-12-12 09:23:26 · answer #8 · answered by wizzbith 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i cant stop laughing
2007-12-12 11:21:23 · answer #9 · answered by Jade T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny...it made me smile
2007-12-12 09:24:04 · answer #10 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋