A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2007-12-12 08:48:59 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha ! its a new one to me! best I've heard in AGES! have a star mate!
2007-12-12 09:12:29 · answer #1 · answered by ANDY M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kinda Funny
2007-12-12 08:52:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes--I LOL. But I wouldn"t offer my man to him; nor would my man, me. We'd rather offer him a nice hot meal and call the police when he is unsuspecting. (Tell him we can"t have sex when we"re hungry.) Just because a person makes a major evil mistake doesn"t mean he should be labeled as no-good and worthless....but we can"t harbor an escapee. As a joke: yeah it was funny. I"ll retell it.
2007-12-12 09:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeaaa Funnyy
2007-12-12 08:53:04 · answer #4 · answered by Victoria B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny! I have one similar that you may find funny but oppose to thinking of the blonde think of the stupidest friend you have!:
A blonde is driving in a car and she cuts off this guy driving an old beat up car, he motions her to pull over. When he does he gets out the car and demands her to stand in a small cirlce he had just drawn on the ground. he then pulls out a knife and slashes all her tires, when you turns around she has a grin on her face. He yells "SO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?", he then slashes all the uppolstery in her car. He turns around and she has a huge smile on her face. The man is fuming now he says "OH YEAH?" he then pulls out a bat from his car and smashes in all her windows. At this time she is on the ground laughing, so he asks "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?", the blonde can barely respond she is laughing so hard but she manages to finally say "Everytime you turned around I stepped out of the circle!"
2007-12-12 08:58:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That is so wrong yet strangely funny in a sick and twisted sort of way!!! Were did you learn that joke? If you think that funny listen to this one!!! "Why did the blonde have square boobs?" "She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box!" Ha ha ha get it she was stuffing her bra and didn't take the Kleenex out of the box first!!! I got it from the blonde joke site. the site's URL is http://www.coolblondejokes.com/
2007-12-12 08:56:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-12-12 08:53:13 · answer #7 · answered by feefar14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.... I like this one 10/10
2007-12-12 08:53:29 · answer #8 · answered by Ĕrotic Ńightmare 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it's an old joke but funny -in a twisted way.
2007-12-12 08:51:28 · answer #9 · answered by Holly R 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd never heard it before. I thought it was funny.
2007-12-12 08:54:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋