2007-12-12 08:32:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus = trunk
Christianity= Christmas tree(the branches and stuff)
Mormons = ornament
Baptist = ornament
Catholics = ornament
Methodists = ornament
Pentecostals = ornament
Presbyterians = ornament
2007-12-12 08:37:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
If you only look at the surface you might get a distorted view, but if you start studying how the ornament was actually made, you'll see an interesting process that might even convince you to celebrate Christmas in a whole new way.
2007-12-12 11:33:35 · answer #2 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is like an Urim and Thummim.
2007-12-13 08:26:36 · answer #3 · answered by Isolde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea. How is it?
We're a branch of christianity..?
i'll go with Jack's answer.
2007-12-12 08:35:21 · answer #4 · answered by ~*Felicity*~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because the light of Christ shines through our eyes?
2007-12-12 09:33:11 · answer #5 · answered by strplng warrior mom 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
If you look at it out of context and really close, all you'll see is a big nose.
2007-12-12 11:36:19 · answer #6 · answered by Senator John McClain 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is something that everyone bashes with their bigoted comments, but it still "shines" for what it stands for (untarnished). If you only knew everything they do for mankind....
2007-12-12 08:43:25 · answer #7 · answered by J 1 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I don't know.. how? Because we are pretty and we are what makes the tree happy and shiny??
2007-12-12 08:39:19 · answer #8 · answered by odd duck 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
shiny, colorful, and pretty to look at, but not much going on inside?
oops, wait, that's MEN, not Mormons...LOL
2007-12-12 08:37:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
All glitter, but hollow on the inside.
2007-12-12 08:56:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 7⤋