OK what is your favorite version or any other nursery rhyme
2007-12-12 07:52:50 · 23 answers · asked by donner 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mary Had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two slabs of bread
2007-12-12 07:55:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 16⤊ 1⤋
Mary had a little lamb
She thought it rather silly
She threw it up into the air
And caught it by its willy
was a bull dog sitting on the grass
along came a bumble bee and stung it on the
ask no questions tell no lies
i saw a french man doing up his flies
are a nuisense bugs are worse
this is the end of my silly little verse
haaa i rock.
2007-12-12 15:59:29 · answer #2 · answered by baby_x 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Mary had a little lamb
Serves her right for sleeping in the barn!!!
2007-12-12 15:58:31 · answer #3 · answered by Theresa P 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son
2007-12-12 16:12:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb
Her husband wasn't too happy.
2007-12-12 16:48:35 · answer #5 · answered by Nastizzy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Jill went to the dairy
To fetch a big long hairy
Jill said, "Wow, what a whopper.
"Let's got to bed and make it proper."
Three months later, all was well.
Three months after that, her belly swelled
Three months after that, snap crackle pop
Out came a babe with a nine-foot c**k
But that's not all, ladies and gentlemen
For this poor soul
Had only one ball
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To smoke a little weed
Jack got high
Pulled down his fly
And Jill said, "Where's the beef?"
2007-12-12 16:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Mary had a little lamb,
she fed it very well.
One day she fed it dynamite
and blew it all to...
Pieces!
2007-12-12 16:01:14 · answer #7 · answered by Illiterati 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb.
Boy, was the doctor surprised!
2007-12-12 15:56:12 · answer #8 · answered by leaptad 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun but stupid jill forgot the pill and now they have a son
2007-12-12 16:29:23 · answer #9 · answered by Jen 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
2007-12-12 16:03:47 · answer #10 · answered by Dilly Doo 3 · 7⤊ 0⤋