A young girl on a years training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home.
It read as follows:
"Dear Mary,I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.Love, John"
Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles,cousins etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of the pretty lads she had collected from her friends. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:"Dear John, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*ck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.Take Care, Mary"
2007-12-12 07:18:30 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-12-12 08:04:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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A young girl on a years training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home.
It read as follows:
"Dear Mary,I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated...
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2016-02-11 13:37:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-12 07:44:36 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fabulous - Total Cool - Great Dear John Letter.
I just wish my mind would work that smart and that fast
2007-12-12 07:26:22 · answer #5 · answered by cliveyboyuk 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dude i wish i thought of something like that. I need to do that when a girl sends me a break up letter like that.
2007-12-12 07:48:57 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Man 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey I'm from South Africa and you so right I did do that,so have a star,and you can be sure as HELL he deserved that.xxx
2007-12-12 08:12:14 · answer #7 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2017-02-19 12:32:02 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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"Mary, with hurt feelings", tht is Hilarious
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i can't breath, hahahahahaha.
and John was actually Sorry, hahahaha
2007-12-12 18:06:06 · answer #9 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-12 08:02:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-12 07:26:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋