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Shirley not...

2007-12-12 06:56:37 · 27 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Food & Drink Beer, Wine & Spirits

I've only blacked out once - tequila body shots were involved...

2007-12-12 07:03:45 · update #1

I still live at home? Wow, I should rent out my apartment for some extra booze money!!!

2007-12-12 07:06:38 · update #2

Pin - You assume wrongly, but we're still friends! Yay!

2007-12-12 07:09:18 · update #3

Star - Really, do I NEED to answer that? Shirley.

2007-12-12 09:46:13 · update #4

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No, just well prepared.

2007-12-12 06:59:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

The therm alcoholic is sometimes difficult to define. I had to attend an outpatient drug rehab thingy and even those people couldn't really define it. The closest they got was saying if you start drinking and can't stop then you are. So I guess my Q to you is when you open a new bottle do you drink it until it's gone or do you save some for tomorrow?

As Nolte said...functioning addict

2007-12-12 07:28:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Alcoholism is not determined by how much liqour you own or how many places you store it.
If the need to drink alcohol or the drinking of too much alcohol interferes with your ability to function normally, you are an alcoholic.

2007-12-13 05:03:24 · answer #3 · answered by coolrockboy380 4 · 1 0

Have you ever blacked out? My understanding of alcohoism is that a person's brain chemistry begans to change and black outs occur once you hit the alcholic stage. Apparently, people who just start drinking cannot black out. It takes time to develop this.

2007-12-12 07:01:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

The alcoholic's dictionary defines a six pack as: "What you drink in the car on the way to the liquor store to get a fifth"

2007-12-12 09:54:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I guess (because I like my beer) not unless you start doing rectal booze enemas. Only then, I'll call you a lush.

2007-12-12 07:37:53 · answer #6 · answered by Lab 7 · 2 0

Absolutely, but like The Nolte, you're a *functional* alcoholic! So until it interferes with your employment duties at the linens store, I say, drink up!

2007-12-12 07:15:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

If not, you're well on your way! I'm assuming you were once an Eagle Scout, what with always being prepared and all. I admire that in my men. Good boy!

2007-12-12 07:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by Pinyon 7 · 3 1

Yes.

2007-12-12 07:02:41 · answer #9 · answered by Maple Sugar 4 · 2 0

Yes!

2007-12-12 07:00:53 · answer #10 · answered by B 6 · 1 1

stop calling me shirley

2007-12-12 07:07:22 · answer #11 · answered by kittycat 3 · 2 0

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