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Geoge W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of
his brain scan. The doctor said: "Mr. President,
I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that
your brain has two sides: the left and the right side."
Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't
it? I thought everybody had two sides
to their brain." The doctor replied, "That's
true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual bacause
on the left side isn't anything right, while on the
right side there isn.t anything left."

2007-12-12 06:38:11 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

35 answers

LOL! Good one, Panos!

2007-12-13 15:04:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol, i think anyone would be insane to want to be pres. besides, we elected him. what does that say about us? seriously, if i had a dime for every false thing magazines printed, i would be able to buy solar panels for all of San Fransisco. stop, turn, take a look around at all the lights and sounds.. i can name plenty of presidents who were less than..100% sane. Reagan was getting Alzheimer's. Lincoln was depressed. Wilsonwas practically comatose for over a year. Doesn't mean they were bad pres. In fact, they were great! i'm not saying bush was great, but maybe having an insane pres isn't such a bad thing.. tell it all and fill up the air... after all, we elected them and that's great:) we could have done a lot worse..

2016-04-08 23:02:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lol honey I did not know any politians had some sort of brain,now you have me thinking I might be a good politian,there's your star.xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2007-12-12 07:58:40 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 2 0

good 1 lmao 10/10 x

2007-12-12 06:44:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Funny they found a brain to scan.

2007-12-12 06:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by abacus 2 · 4 0

LOL! I'm surprised they even FOUND a brain!

2007-12-12 06:40:55 · answer #6 · answered by The Cat 7 · 5 0

Cute. here's a star.

2007-12-12 06:50:19 · answer #7 · answered by Lady K 4 · 2 0

LOL- That's a no brainier, being ; He has no brain, so therefore it don't mater (JK ;-)

2007-12-12 20:51:26 · answer #8 · answered by Bluelady... 7 · 1 0

hahahahahahahaha :))
i'm surprised tht he has a brain in the 1st place :D

2007-12-12 17:50:58 · answer #9 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 2 0

not as good as your smooth moves joke im afraid

2007-12-12 06:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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