My boss came into my office this morning and asked me a question. I shhh'd him and told him I'd talk to him when I was done with my prayer. He came back every 10 minutes or so for the past 4 hours and I keep telling him I'll track you down when I'm done with my prayer. He seems to be really mad. Doesn't he understand that I have a right to practice my religion?
You know for some reason I can't get FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) to deliver me a pizza for lunch no matter how much I pray. Am I doing my prayers wrong?
2007-12-12 05:48:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Donna F: You are so hot in that red hat but boy am I glad you are not my boss.
2007-12-12 05:53:31 · update #1
Meeranda: You can call me anything you want. Just remember to wipe me off when you are done.
2007-12-12 05:57:43 · update #2
The FSM gave you your answer... and it was.. if you're not eating noodles, then go get it yourself!
Psst... I think in any religion, praying for 4 hours is a bit over the top. ☺
2007-12-12 06:22:26 · answer #1 · answered by I, Sapient 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some guy came into where I work with a FSM shirt. I almost shat I yelled oout something about worshiping teh same G-d and we laughed but everyone else looked at us. Oh it was funny. People thought we were nut jobs like everyone does with religious people oh but the context of what the people thought and what we were actually talking about ah good times.
I am crazy religious never the less.
2007-12-12 06:27:42 · answer #2 · answered by יונתן 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
I work at an engineering company and one of our clients are from Abu Dhabi. It's in the contract that we have to reserve one office as a "Prayer Room" so they can pray in. I'm soooo tempted to go in there to take a nap. If anyone bugs me, I'll say sleeping is my way of praying and I'm just praying extra hard right now in the PRAYER room!
edit: Am I the only person to get that this question is a joke? Why are people saying that they'd fire the guy? Either people are too uptight these days, or extremely dumb. And JimmyMboy, it's "you're" not "your" when you mean to say "you are." FYI, in case you expect to be taken seriously.
2007-12-12 05:54:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
Who in heaven's name goes to work to pray for 4 hours? This Spaghetti Monster of yours apparently doesn't want you to keep a job.
I go to work to work. I also pray at work, between calls, at breaks and lunchtime, and so on. But God would not be happy with me if I didn't do what I was hired to do. Not to mention, he's still around when my work day is done.
God bless you. †
spdesai7: no, you aren't the only one who gets that it is a joke. The Flying Spaghetti Monster gave it away if nothing else did.
2007-12-12 05:58:59 · answer #4 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
The almighty FSM is just telling you either "no or maybe later" like Christians always say that their god does when a prayer isn't answered.
2007-12-12 05:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
ohhhhhhhh the fsm can no longer answer any prayer since I accidental ate him for dinner last night at our local Italian restaurant.
But all is OK since you are obviously secretly trying to learn more about Jesus !!!.......No REAL atheist would spend so much time in here with us Jesus nuts !! nobody is dumb enough to believe you are atheist !!
congratulations on the conversion to a real and living God !!!
2007-12-12 06:07:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I'm sure your boss is interrupting you to tell you that your Pizza's have arrived.
He's mad cause they are getting cold and the cheese mushy (and they smell soooo good and he can't eat them till you open them.)
2007-12-12 06:04:00 · answer #7 · answered by DRD 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
b.o.b. if you are at your job,your job comes first.God says there is a time for everything a time for prayer would not be at work or maybe not a 4 hour one.come on be realistic.
2007-12-12 05:59:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
BLASPHEMER!!!!
thats like asking Jesus why Shiva keeps apearing to you!!
ask for the holy noodles, and you shall be given...
RAmen
2007-12-12 05:56:51 · answer #9 · answered by nacsez 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
You made up this scenario. Anybody can figure that out by reading your avatar description. Thanks for the easy 2 points. I don't respond to unreal scenarios.
2007-12-12 05:57:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋