I've decided to be evil. What do I need to become this?

Question

I need realistic advice because Im thinking of World Domination but Widespread Misery is a good one too (maybe easier).

What I ever I choose to do, I want to do it without destroying the world. I guess its possible to do both while creating a World Wide Police State where I rule with a Iron Fist.

Are there any steps to achieve this? Better question. What dont YOU like in life?

Answer 1

First you need funding. That's always where evil leaders get tripped up. They don't have enough capital to expand quickly enough to quell rebellion.

Answer 2

1. A long thin waxed mustache
2. An eyepatch, or some other false part of your body, hook for a hand, peg leg, you get the idea.
3. Some swarthy henchmen. They must be tough, yet cower in fear in your presence.
4. A crazy long laugh.
5. A good memory. As you will have to dictate all your evil plans to your nemisis upon his certain elaborate death which he always, miraculously, escapes.
6. A lair. Any house will do, you just have to start calling it a lair.
7. A few crocodile and/ or sharks. Any violent predators will do.
8. A overly complicated plan to take over the world with a simple, yet surprisingly overlooked, flaw that can cause the plan's complete collapse at the last moment.
9. Ninjas, lots and lots of ninjas.
10. All of you expensive dooms day devices must have a easily accesible, large, red, self destruct button. Hey, those are the rules buddy.

Answer 3

Location, location, location. You need a base of operations to be evil from. Popular choices are headquarters built into the side of an active volcano, because then you can slowly lower the good guys into the lava.

You'll also need a cat. Preferably longhaired.

Answer 4

Watch reruns of the old television series Dynasty.Just do everything Joan Collins does.By the way,she is one sexy woman,even at her age.I have often imagined myself sitting next to her wearing nothing but a dog collar & leash.

Answer 5

First I would work on establishing a impressive and dastardly maniacle chuckle. Rent Austin Powers for inspiration.

Answer 6

Start by pointing the barrel of a loaded gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger. That's an evil thing to do.

Answer 7

Can you really destroy all that id good? Or vice versa?
Maybe we can have fun trying!

Pick sides, this will be like adult water gun fight with nukes and gods and stuff.

Answer 8

with this decision I hope you are able to handle the fruits of that labour. I have heard that they are very bitter

Answer 9

talk to my ex boyfriend

he is soo evil

he can give you lots of advice

but seeing as how he is evil, he probably won't help much

Answer 10

Sorry, there is no such thing as evil, and all religion is false. But if you still insist, then I recommend joining the hate cult commonly referred to as "Islam".