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you let him/her have the honors of carving the baby on Xmas?

2007-12-12 05:17:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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well obviously they never reach that age, we always cook them...

2007-12-12 05:21:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Usually as soon as they can use the carving knife without making a hash of it.

We let them practise on Christians. Don't want to run the risk of them ruining the Xmas baby!

2007-12-12 14:11:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

We eat ham on "Xmas." Baby is on every Friday....like a fish fry but...you know....with babies.

My offspring won't be carving the baby. You don't carve baby like a Turkey....silly.

2007-12-12 13:21:31 · answer #3 · answered by AM Enforcer 2 · 1 1

We don't do Xmas, I'm a skeptic.

Have a Very Merry and Grateful Christmas.

2007-12-12 13:21:49 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

you are what you think...... christians are some of the most violent people on earth... you are a very fine example of what a christian truly is.. and when karma comes knocking on your christian doors as it has in the Colorado shooting rampage... things like this are going to be happening more often.. and christians won't be able to blame persecution... every thing nature has sent to you, you have persecuted... So now you will be persecuting each other... can't pass the buck that way... can't blame others ... can't arrogantly claim to be good and others evil... so take your lies and shove it where you keep your head....

2007-12-12 13:38:41 · answer #5 · answered by Gyspy 4 · 0 1

We don't carve babies, we eat Christians. We leave them on crosses and take out there hearts before finishing them off


DUMBASS

2007-12-12 13:20:17 · answer #6 · answered by P 2 · 0 1

Well, old enough to handle the knife... I'd say between the ages of 5 to 10

2007-12-12 13:21:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

2.

2007-12-12 13:20:02 · answer #8 · answered by S K 7 · 0 1

They dont carve babies. This is why they dont like religious people; you think they are evil.

2007-12-12 13:23:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You think I'd be so selfless as to let a kid do the honors? That job's for me.

2007-12-12 13:26:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Usually I like to wait till their old enough to understand what they are doing symbolically. So, about 3 or 4. *evil laugh* HAHAHAHAHA....

2007-12-12 13:47:20 · answer #11 · answered by thewiserfool 3 · 0 1

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