Can I get a refund or an exchange for a new life? If a 1,000 years is like a day to god, then I figure I'm well within the 30-day return policy. Plus, the customer is always right. So, can I get a new life?
2007-12-12 05:07:13 · 32 answers · asked by bregweidd 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
jinenglish, is that where I've gone wrong? lol
2007-12-12 05:10:59 · update #1
sophia, good point - wouldn't want to go through that again
2007-12-12 05:11:28 · update #2
I've thought that before, too--but I'm sure if it happened, we wouldn't get to keep any of the knowledge we've gained, so we'd just make the same stupid mistakes we did this time around.
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2007-12-12 05:09:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I also had a date of the 25th with HR Block and was really nervous when I kept calling and was told there was $0 on my card. When I checked the IRS website yesterday it said that my refund was processed and I should have it by Jan 31st. When I checked the website today it said that my refund is scheduled to be direct deposited on Jan 30th. It never said anything about a processing delay like some other posts have said. I've read all the answers on this post and have not seen anyone else that said that they were given a deposit date by the IRS on the website. Wondering if anyone else has gotten that message with an earlier date than Jan 30th. Just trying to figure out if that will be accurate or if I will be pulling my hair out next Tuesday.
2016-04-08 22:53:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before I give you a refund (dont shout at me, I just work here, giggle giggle), you have to answer this questionnaire. (1) Have you become so overwhelmed by commercialism, that you no longer believe in God the father son and holy ghost amen? (2) Do you watch more TV and cable than is good for you? (3) Do you follow the KGB activists and propagandists, no matter how antiamerica they are and always have been.
If you lied or answered any of these questions in a sinful manner (which is the way God says we all live our lives ("All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. No, not one, seeks after righteousness.")), then Im so sorry ----- no tickee no washee ---- customer numbah one stupid no-good. hava nice day.
2007-12-12 08:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have you seen the line at the Return desk this time of year? If 1000 years is as a day, I figure it's going to take you about three days before they call your number.
2007-12-12 05:10:04 · answer #4 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's cute, but i guess you could call it a refund if you EXCHANGE the life you're living NOW (assuming it's not so good) and live according to the way he wants you to, guarantee it'll be a great refund exchange
2007-12-12 05:28:59 · answer #5 · answered by tahoe02_4me62 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you have your receipt?
The new life might be worse than the old one, just keep that in mind. And also remember that there are no guarantees or warranties. It's not a very good deal.
2007-12-12 05:35:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ABSOLUTELY!!!
2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation. Old things have disappeared, and-look!-all things have become new!
And - it's a free gift!!!
Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Why wait? Call on Jesus today!!!
www.godlovestheworld.com
2007-12-12 05:18:18 · answer #7 · answered by MikeM 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry ..god is like the korean corner store. No refund or exchange after you leave!!
2007-12-12 05:12:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nope, sorry Heaven's policy is "no refunds, no exchanges".
2007-12-12 05:51:47 · answer #9 · answered by The Godless Heathen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that IS cute!
maybe it's like a 'all sales final' policy. i don't know... but if you do believe in god then i'm sure one day you'll "get" a new life. did you keep your receipt?
2007-12-12 05:14:17 · answer #10 · answered by arctic_rash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋