http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20071211/sc_livescience/newdinosaurdiscoveredinantarctica
How were you able to get to the Antarctic and plant that fossil so well? I'm in awe.
2007-12-12 03:29:33 · 17 answers · asked by Kallan 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
(((((((GANDALF!!!!!!)))))
2007-12-12 03:55:42 · update #1
hats people!!! more hats!!! (nice work Skalite!)
I employ immegrant workers to tunnel up (from China) and use concrete dinosaur bones as mine props, otherwise I don't pay them once they get here...the whole thing is wrongly attributed to the world being older than it really is by 'snivelutionists' bwahahahah!
"DIDDI MAO!!!..DIDDI MAO!!!"
2007-12-12 03:46:27 · answer #1 · answered by GEISHA 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Mars has no advantage over Earth as a place to live. In fact, Earth has all the advantages over Mars, like breathable air, liquid water, an ozone layer, a magnetic field, and of course native life that we depend on for things like food. Mars does have advantages over the other planets though, in that it has some air and water. But the air is poisonous and very thin and the water is all frozen. Venus has no water and it is 900 degrees there. Mercury has almost no atmosphere at all, much like the Moon, and is of course hot too. Jupiter and the other giant planets have no solid surface and anyway are so cold that even air would liquefy unless heated.
2016-04-08 22:44:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
High explosives were used on that expedition...
We need to turn more scientists. It's much easier to just put the fossils down and have them take photographs after they've dug around for a while. Then us consirators don't have to cover them up and hide our tracks.
2007-12-12 03:39:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
We found H.G. Wells's time machine. We used that to go back in time and just left the fossils laying on the ground. The weather took care of the rest.
2007-12-12 03:33:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
That's not the problem.
You should have seen me trying to get it past the security at the airoport.
I couldn't sit down, without feeling a wince for months!!
2007-12-12 05:04:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
By using the same transportation company that Santa uses on Christmas eve.
2007-12-12 03:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I had a little spare time after doing all of those tail bone surgeries, so I took a trip.
Sure, I could have slacked off after growing all thos fake appendixes, but I decided NOT TO GO HAT SHOPPING!
2007-12-12 03:33:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
It's a jewel in the crown of fossil planters everywhere...
2007-12-12 03:35:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I must have done it in my sleep.
EDIT: How long is it going to be before someone tries to say that this fossil is a result of Noah's flood? Anyone care to take bets?
2007-12-12 03:35:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Trade secrets. Can't tell. But that's nothing. What's really amazing is how we fabricate the carbon 14 dating information.
2007-12-12 03:41:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋