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If Mary was legally married to Joseph....and Mary had an extramarital affair with God and got pregnant
was their union an adulterous affair?....
Was God forced to pay child support?
was Joseph a Cuckold?......
Does that make Jesus a bastard?


I know...Im going straight to hell for this

2007-12-12 01:29:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

13 answers

Why is asking a question like this considered mocking?

However, I believe that the conception occurred during the betrothal not after the wedding, so it would not technically be adultery.

2007-12-12 01:44:36 · answer #1 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 1 1

If Joseph believed Mary was a virgin; then he was a cuckold—and unbelievably stupid.

And, wasn’t God then obligated to kill both Mary and himself?

•“If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife—with the wife of his neighbor—both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death.” (Leviticus 20:10)

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So, if Mary got pregnant before she was married, isn’t God saying (by example) that premarital sex is OK…that having sex with teenage girls is OK…and that if a man gets a woman pregnant, he has no obligation to marry her—or even any obligation to hang around and help her out?

2007-12-12 01:38:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

No, No, No, Mary had sex before she was married to Joseph.
But being a good girl, she did not allow Joseph a full penetration, not until they get married. but when she found out she was pregnant in spite of all the precautions, she said "Oh God", And those hillbillies among whom she lived thought she was naming the father of the child.
I'm also going to hell, it's where all the fun people go, except for some nerds, who go to heaven.

2007-12-12 01:40:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

since you know the consequence of what you are insinuating the repent and be in another place when you leave the earth. Joseph was not married to marry when she got pregnant to give birth to Jesus.

2007-12-12 01:40:54 · answer #4 · answered by Lt. 3 · 1 1

There's even a gnostic belief that Jesus' father was actually a Roman centurion named Pantera....

If you want to poke fun at other peoples' religions it's not hard. But something's being easy doesn't necessarily make it good.

2007-12-12 01:43:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

The thing that's always bothered me with this story-Mary was "told" she was going to bear a child, not "asked" if she would. I don't know what religion makes of this--but I know what humanism calls it.

2007-12-12 01:36:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

ok im cathlic and i question the whole marry thing sorry it seems way out there that god touched a virgan and she became pregnet seems a little far feched to me i think she was screwing some guy and back in that time she had to make up the story or she would be killed and people were so believing that they thought it seemed ok

2007-12-12 01:37:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Judgement belongs to God, not man. I'll just say that I would not want to be in your shoes.

Everyone sails their own ship. Have a good trip.

2007-12-12 01:37:29 · answer #8 · answered by David G 6 · 1 1

And why did the holy ghost have human DNA, or at least human-compatible?

2007-12-12 01:34:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

It's not like this hasn't been asked before.

2007-12-12 01:34:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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