1. Don’t squat with your spurs on.
2. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
3. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin it back in.
4. If you’re ridin ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and to make sure it’s still there.
5. If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’somebody else’s dog around.
6. After eatin’ an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along & shot him.... The moral; when you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
7. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
8. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman. Neither one works.
9. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
10. Never slap a man who’s chewin’ tobacco.
11. It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
12. Always drink upstream from the herd.
13. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.
14. When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
16. There are three kinds of men: Those that learn by reading. Those that learn by observation. And the rest of us, that have to pee on the electric fence for ourselves.
2007-12-11 18:50:40 · 23 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice to see your back jim, you been missed
2007-12-11 19:20:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 6⤋
So is that how you learn by peeing on fences???? lol !! What a great Christmas present to have you back Jim. It just hasn't been the same around here without you.I even gave up on reading jokes because they just weren't as funny as yours. Merry Christmas to you and Hannah. ♥
2007-12-12 03:40:58 · answer #2 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I received a pearl necklace of wisdom last night...
2016-04-08 22:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Jim,
I will share these words of wisdom with some of the other Texans I know....lol!
2007-12-12 09:48:14 · answer #4 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good to see you are on top form. Things haven't been the same without you making me laugh. Thank you lil puggy!!
star
2007-12-13 02:08:59 · answer #5 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hiya my little irish puggy x great to know you are back x dont be a stranger x observations spot on x keep them coming jim x
2007-12-12 05:56:00 · answer #6 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like them all especially the last one...so true.
Welcome back Jim.
2007-12-12 10:39:30 · answer #7 · answered by Betty B 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice to see you back Jim!!!!!!
♥
Jokes and riddles have not been the same without you!
2007-12-12 02:27:56 · answer #8 · answered by Kristen 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
it hasnt been the same without you babe!!
i will try to remember these if i go to Texas!!
starred!!
2007-12-13 19:41:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Rootin' Tootin' Riot!!!
I loved #2 & LOL # 1 & # 10!!!!!
I'll try to remember...:)
2007-12-11 19:53:36 · answer #10 · answered by Bronson 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
nice, but i have animal magnetism towards dogs, so they always get along with me.
and texas is not a hick state, at least we know how to spell civilization
2007-12-11 19:00:16 · answer #11 · answered by gammaraze 4 · 2⤊ 4⤋