What my Mum taught me.........?

Question

All the things my mother taught me:

My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!".

My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep laughing and I'll *give* you something to cry out."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."

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My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept through your

room."

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen then?"

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - don't exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

Now if you think this is a funny mum, or sounds a bit like yours, pls give me a star for others to see..... thanks

Answer 1

loool very funny. the underwear one was my favorite lol

Answer 2

at college she isn't you mom she is a instructor, if obtainable dont have her as a instructor, and basically take care of her as you may the different instructor there, talk along with her approximately it i'm specific that she would be able to comprehend.

Answer 3

Sounds like my Mom. Did you listen? Bless your Mom & you.

Answer 4

That sounds about right, here, have a star.

Answer 5

That sure sounds like a mom ... mommy! lol

Answer 6

A wonderful Mum you have here, God bless her :D

Answer 7

Excellent mama, God Bless Her.
U must be a mama like her to ~~~~~ NuNu ~~~~~

Answer 8

haha made me laugh

Answer 9

freakin awesome

Answer 10

haha