I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
2007-12-11 18:31:17 · 18 answers · asked by Dragon Slayer™ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
O my God! That poem sounds soo sad! Are you sick? Can I come over and give you a back rub and some chicken noodle soup?
2007-12-13 13:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by I love screwdrivers! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Flu,
Thanks, I can do without that kind of loving! I took precautions and had me a shot. Sorry I had to resort to this measure but I felt I had no choice. The Holidays are upon us, lots to eat and people to visit. Don't be offended but I know of no one that needs your company so return to where ever you came from and melt awayâ¥
2007-12-12 07:32:54 · answer #2 · answered by Squirt 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sex or the flu? Excellent poem.
2007-12-12 19:57:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute real cute! i hate the flu!
Have a star!
2007-12-12 02:36:45 · answer #4 · answered by catluvr 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like it, it sounds so wrong at first but then when u get to the bottom it tells u who this thing or person is.
2007-12-13 01:46:53 · answer #5 · answered by josue28002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awww you been sick babe? Need someone to nurse you back to health?
2007-12-12 04:28:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! hehehehe! thats hilarious!
2007-12-12 02:38:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was my boyfriend . You got me that time
2007-12-12 15:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-12-12 08:42:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahaha have a star
2007-12-12 03:23:26 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋