A girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1/2 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 Kraft single
1 samousa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 single serving of cereal
1 single frozen dinner
1 single frozen pizza
The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, \"Single, right?\"
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, \"Yeah, how did you guess?\"
He says, \"Because you\'re ugly as f*ck.\"
2007-12-11 17:29:27 · 13 answers · asked by Honey 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha that's funny!!!
I don't care if it's mean!
2007-12-11 17:32:59 · answer #1 · answered by Sona M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-11 17:55:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-01 10:11:30 · answer #3 · answered by nembhard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best joke i have heard all day thank you so so much
2007-12-12 00:49:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny.
2007-12-11 18:52:04 · answer #5 · answered by *~Sapphire~* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's funny.
2007-12-11 18:02:45 · answer #6 · answered by peace.live.love.laugh 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha, tricked me there for a second.
2007-12-11 17:34:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
not funny!
2007-12-11 17:54:11 · answer #8 · answered by freshlife 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thought it awful. not funny.
2007-12-11 17:39:00 · answer #9 · answered by satya 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
hmm not bad.
2007-12-11 17:45:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋