FUNERAL PROCESSION:
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, about 200 women were walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
My husband's
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
2007-12-11 17:12:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in the line."
2007-12-11 17:12:45 · update #1
Hilarious!!! Thanks for the laugh!!! =)
2007-12-11 17:29:22 · answer #1 · answered by Michelle R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is really a gut buster. Can I get in line for the dog? Add me to her list.
2007-12-11 17:16:53 · answer #2 · answered by Mouth of the South 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats kind of depressing but funny at the same time.
2007-12-11 17:16:42 · answer #3 · answered by keeper317 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah ok, the dog bites the same person, stays together!!!!
2007-12-16 01:08:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it would be funnier with 200 guys walking in line and a guy asking what happened, typicly guy's hate their wives and mother-in-laws
2007-12-11 17:17:29 · answer #5 · answered by Randy Crowley 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's Great!!!
2007-12-11 17:57:04 · answer #6 · answered by thearthound 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is funny, but I've heard that one already.
2007-12-11 17:17:08 · answer #7 · answered by clayinspiration 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm very good!but bad for husband.
2007-12-11 17:42:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, you get a star
2007-12-11 18:08:14 · answer #9 · answered by mad ned 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before. bt this version really kept d curiosity...good...it was really "omg" joke
2007-12-11 18:20:34 · answer #10 · answered by freshlife 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well it isn't that funny to tell you honestly but it was nice
2007-12-11 17:30:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋