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I do not have children, but am a preschool teacher. A child came up to me, a child who is normally very quiet. He says, "I have a song for you!" I was like what is it? He starts singing, "Janie's got a gun!." I was so caught off guard. I told him, we do not talk about guns at school!!! I thought he was going to sing me the ABCs or something.

2007-12-11 12:37:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

My 4 year old son is doing so good about keeping the secrets of presents under the tree. Each time I teasingly ask him he just replies that I'll find out on Christmas. Well, today a jewelry commercial came on TV and he said "Hey, we have that under our tree" and I just couldn't help but laugh. He feels so bad that he made me promise--PROMISE--not to tell Dad.

2007-12-11 21:39:03 · answer #2 · answered by Heather Y 7 · 2 0

actually it was my son this evening. i was up stairs talking with my husband before he went to work and my son needed help with a game on the computer ( he is 4) I told him to weight a minute. Then he came up stairs and started crying because he said I was giving daddy to much mommy daddy time and he wasn't getting enough mommy Joshua time. It was so funny. Of course I went right down to give him the love he needed.

2007-12-11 22:00:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I love you daddy!!! (followed by a huge hug)!!! I KNOW BORING BUT TRUE!!!

2007-12-11 20:31:31 · answer #4 · answered by Curious3 1 · 0 0

My daughters like to tell jokes. They just turned four. Anyway she looked at me and said mom why did the bee get married? I replied why. She said because he found his honey duh mom..................................

2007-12-11 20:31:20 · answer #5 · answered by Lynn 2 · 1 0

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