Is it "evil" to think that most Christmas songs are rather risque when taken out of context?

Question

Example: Is it rather risque for Mrs Claus to sing "Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane"?

If it is not "evil", can you think of a Christmas song that would be rather "frisky" if taken out of context?

I am thinking about self-deleting my question. It didn't seem to come out right. I meant like if you only heard a few words of a song, and it wasn't -- oh well, maybe you guys will bail me out and make sense of my question, okay?

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Answer 1

Ok, this question has me thinking that listening to the all christmas music station might be a bit more fun! Thanks, Uncle Wayne.

Answer 2

Everyone takes things out of context. It is human nature. The same traffic accident observed by 5 different people will have 5 different descriptions. If only we had an omniscient source for truth....

Answer 3

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me.

I've been an awful good girl,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, 54 convertible too, Light blue.

I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be oh, so good,
If you'd check off my Christmas list,
Boo doo bee doo. [background]

Santa honey, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
I've been an angel all year,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa cutie, there's one thing that I really need, The deed.
To a plex of my hand,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa baby, fill my stocking with a rolex, And checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,
Boo doo bee doo. [background]

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, A ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight

Answer 4

baby its cold outside haha. my and my bro in law where in the car gettin some last mine stuff for xmas and the song came on and after the song we both sat there thought about for a little bit and said WTF!!!.
I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice
My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
well Maybe just a half a drink more - Put some music on while I pour

The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now
To break this spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move a little closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride
I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside

C'mon baby

I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outside
The answer is no - Ooh baby, it's cold outside
This welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped in
So nice and warm -- Look out the window at that storm
My sister will be suspicious - Man, your lips look so delicious
My brother will be there at the door - Waves upon a tropical shore
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious - Gosh your lips look delicious
Well maybe just a half a drink more - Never such a blizzard before

I've got to go home - Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me your comb - It's up to your knees out there
You've really been grand - Your eyes are like starlight now
But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me
There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Making my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay - Get over that old out
Ahh, but it's cold outside

Baby it's cold outside

Brr its cold….
It's cold out there
Cant you stay awhile longer baby
Well…..I really shouldn't...alright

Make it worth your while baby
Ahh, do that again….

Answer 5

I can't help thinking that many Christmas songs were written by people with a cheeky sense of humor and have double meanings...

There's one song, I can't remember the lyrics, but it's always sung by a female and she's talking to Santa. Depending on how you want to interpret it, it's...ah...very...well you know what I mean! lol.

(No need to delete your question, it's great)

Answer 6

I saw mommy frisking Santa Claus?

Answer 7

You mean like take the verses out of context....

Silent night, Holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon virgin
Shepherds quake at the sight
Glories stream from
Hallelujah
Radiant beams from Thy holy face
Stille Nacht! Heilige Nacht!
for example....

Answer 8

That's applicable to "any" song quoted out of context, depending on, the "environment" and also upon the "specific fashion" in which the song is quoted...

Answer 9

"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"

What can I say, I get a little rough with my friskiness. Candle wax, anyone? :)

Answer 10

What if when "Walking in a Winter Wonderland," Parson Brown would not have been in town, would they have waited or continued to conspire by the fire?