how can i tuck my balls into myself like martial artists????

Answer 1

I have been a martial artist for 20 years and i have never um, tucked anything..

Answer 2

where on earth did you come up with that!?? Humans arent related to turtles..theres something called a cup, similar to the ones used on football....their not to expensive..........and they work quite well..........and it could probably help u to stop thinking in tucking your balls. by the way which martial artist does dat?? you sure you didn't tweak the words a little.......or was it some type of circus performer?

Answer 3

I'm a martial artist, and to protect the testicles we use a cup, we don't tuck them in, nor we are taught such thing.

Answer 4

First of all, your vulgarity is out of line. There are ladies on this forum.

This is a real skill. Now understand that your testicles are not going to disappear into your body. They lift significantly though, considering that it doesn't look like a normal function of the body.

I developed it because of Sanchin practice. It is not the only technique to develop it.

Iron Shirt and Seminal Kung Fu are known to develop this also. Understand that these practices are not simple. There is alot involved.

These practices are very dangerous if not done properly. YOU NEED A QUALIFIED TEACHER TO LEARN THIS!!!

If you develop the maturity and discipline, you should find someone as described above to teach you.

"um, Sensei no tard", but a Sensei. I forget that kids have no sense of ethics. That's why their parents send them to "Sensei" to instill these attributes into them.

Sure, the word in and of itself is not bad but the usage is. But again, I forget that there are many children here... and if not children, surely immature.

Answer 5

um, sensei tard? balls isn't exactly a "naughty word". Also, i think they just tape it into the cavity near their groin. Notice how they take advantage of the fact that you have to wear pants on tv lol.

Answer 6

You have to travel to China and find a Sifu of the Southern Mantis style. This is the only style that teaches the raising testicles skill.

for reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYLrGBrIzhQ

Answer 7

That's a myth.
Sumo wrestlers use the loincloth to set their scrotum well in place and to bring it backwards to avoid injury.
As far as I know, that's not humanely possible. And frankly, nor would I want to.

Answer 8

sounds painful. why would you want to do that?

Answer 9

use "Scotch Tape"

Answer 10

breath in really really hard.