A rich lawyer was driving in his beautiful limosine when he saw two guys eating grass. He stopped the car and asked the guys, why they were eating grass.
One of the guys said :" Sir, we are very poor, we have no money, so we eat grass."
The lawyer said : If this is true, I will take you with me to my home and give you something to eat. come with me."
The guys said that they also have women and some children and they are also hungry.
The lawyer smiled and said :" This is no problem, you alle can come to my house, my wife will be very glad to see you there."
So he took all of them in his big limosine.
While they were driving, on of the guys said :" Sir, this is so very kind of you, to help us and our families out. Are you sure your wife will be glad if we come there?"
The lawyer answered :" Of course she will be glad, our lawnmower is broken."
2007-12-11 10:17:16 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!! That was too funny!! *star*
2007-12-11 11:24:28 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-11 11:06:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2007-12-11 10:20:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yah, kinda funny, but not hilarious.
One of those jokes that rich people will find amusing, but poor people will NOT like at all
2007-12-11 10:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by Trish 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol its mean but its so funny. I like this joke hahaha.
2007-12-11 10:19:47 · answer #5 · answered by Hrscrzy4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha =)
thats funny 8n a kind of pitiful way...
im still not laughing though...i nearly failed a test today =(
2007-12-11 10:20:04 · answer #6 · answered by *~Simplymyself~* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LoL Omg! i have 2 admit that was funny...but it was still mean =(
2007-12-11 10:24:57 · answer #7 · answered by Lovely 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
YES, it is funny
I heard it before, but a little differently.
how mean we all are to poor people.
2007-12-11 10:21:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it! I vote for funny.
2007-12-11 10:19:49 · answer #9 · answered by flaxseedoilandbalm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its kinda funny nothing over the top but funny ^_^
2007-12-11 10:20:54 · answer #10 · answered by Chaingunner 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋