Say something TOTALLY RANDOM and you will get two easy points! Way random!?

Question

Say something totally crazy like a purple back gorilla hiking up mount everest with his converse shoes getting muddy on october 22 during the great depression. like that...

Some of your answers are way lame! You guys arent creative at all!

Answer 1

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail


The deficit is like some crazy aunt living down in the basement: everyone knows she’s there, but no one wants to talk about her. Now, if you don’t deal with her, she’s just going to get ornerier and stinkier. I say take the ***** upstairs, slap her around, and hose her down.
-Dana Carvey as Ross Perot

Answer 2

a purple back gorilla hiking up mount everest with his converse shoes getting muddy on october 22 during the great depression

Answer 3

1) Maybe black 2) Either black or light brown 3) Have at least 3 so when you need to wash one and leave it to dry (they take a while to dry) you have 2 spares. 4) Look in your local saddlery, they have a lot of different brands that are good for different conditions 5) About a week, if you don't have any other horses then maybe a bit less because they will want you to be around as company 6) I give them sugar cubes and carrots 7) Yes, horses love it, but get a good quality ball otherwise the horses will wreck it in no time. 8) Wintec is a really good brand 9) You dont have to clean a geldings sheath

Answer 4

As I was NumaNuma dancing through the woods of Nepal, I stumbled on what appeared to be a rabbit shaped banana peel. I didn't fall, but it scared the tarnation out of me. Then, I stepped into France, where I then moonwalked back home to America. The end.

Answer 5

Here's somethin' random: "kaluphshad, blathingolajfljalfjalpthweema?"

Sounds like Bart Simpson said that when his brain got jumbled in The Simpsons Hit & Run video game.

Answer 6

Hey, thats not crazy I know that Gorilla. Thats a shortcut he takes home every day.
And he was'nt really depressed on October 22 it was his Birthday and he sat on his cake by accident.

Answer 7

My purple sonic haze went to the pimp for a loan. He went to Target to get an eyebrow waxing.

Pint sized purple people eaters shoot a monkey in a barrel.

Answer 8

Orange Sharpie belongs to the beautiful princess who lives in China, but her sister has a purple Sharpie and wants to daraw a spider in Florida. But she changed her mind when she saw that her step-mother has a collection of beetles, and so she told the pink napkin to go away.

Idk, that was what first came to my head
lol

Answer 9

I've got three sisters (way random but true)
I've also got eight brothers (way random but also true)
I yodel (sadly true)
I'm English (true but the worst yet!)
Last night I dreamt about strawberries (true and random)
Now to put these facts into a proper paragraph....

My three sisters, eight brothers and were yodeling our way up the lush mountains in switzerland when our English statements such as "Quite so Old Boy" and "My dear, what charming weather we are having at the moment" disrupted the natives of that lovely country so much that they got out their strawberry coloured sleighs and chased us down the mountian before we could say "I say!"
Hence the dream about strawberries - although you could call it a nightmare.

I hope that was random enough for you...
Have a good day
Ash

Answer 10

ten green rabbits went to the north pole to meet Santa's elves in the middle of February but instead saw an orange leprechaun kissing a chicken