a woman goes to the doctors......
doctor.."sit down, how can i help you?"
woman.." i've got a problem down there?"
doctor.."OK can you tell me?"
woman.."you'd better just look!!"
doctor.."OK get up on the couch and pull down your pants please."
a few seconds later......
doctor ... "GOOD GOD!! you've got a lettuce leaf hanging out of your fanny???????!!!!"
woman..."that's just the tip of the iceburg!!"
2007-12-11 09:44:45 · 29 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanx god i'm a couch potato
and don't eat this healthy rabbit food
LOL
2007-12-11 10:01:27 · answer #1 · answered by oh no,,,it's the kevsta 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-02 22:42:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-11 10:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2007-12-11 09:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by * Qυεεи * 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
During high school I worked in Produce at a grocery store. So I totally understand...and ewww..lol..
2007-12-11 09:48:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A good old one and I always thought that an itchy fanny was a Japanese motorbike!!
2007-12-11 10:17:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha Funny Lol
2007-12-11 10:33:54 · answer #7 · answered by Lovely 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great !!! One I haven't heard before !!
Must remember that for the pub tomorrow
2007-12-11 10:27:32 · answer #8 · answered by John W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one LOL cheers
2007-12-11 09:48:50 · answer #9 · answered by michael f 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!! Belter!!! Like yer sense of humour!!!
2007-12-11 09:47:54 · answer #10 · answered by Mick77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋