When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
2007-12-11 08:56:04 · 21 answers · asked by Fader's Girl 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'
2007-12-11 08:56:22 · update #1
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that ***** knows I'm smarter than her.
Alright Ladies. Forward this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, forward it anyway.
Men, forward this if you have BALLS !!!!
2007-12-11 08:56:40 · update #2
Spot on man!!! I have printed this out and will possibly try to pass this off as my own. I hope you don,t mind..hahaahahh!!
2007-12-11 14:13:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most of us don't put our pictures on because of all the weirdos out there. And your comment about fat women was rude. You could think you were talking to some fine young girl, that looks absolutely beautiful in her picture, and actually be talking to a big fat guy that's just telling you what you want to hear. Why do you even worry what people in here look like? It's all just about fun. And, I have known some thin pretty girls who were boring and no fun at all, and some big girls that were always the life of the party. Lighten up and just have fun.
2016-05-23 02:47:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey does that not happen every yer with Xmas. I never get a Xmas gift unless it's from my friends,but here have a star,and I hope you have a wonderfull Xmas.xxx
2007-12-11 09:21:46 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's correct buddy...most girls were sympathetic or magnetic in feelings...and we the boys were more on electric, more on actions, force...girls they love to buy luxurious things that's why we everytime felt an electric pulse inside and we tend to run....away from them...very fast
2007-12-11 20:27:18 · answer #4 · answered by Nainai55 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Makes sense!
2007-12-11 11:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really good!!!! I'm a female and I thought that was funny...lol...thanks for the laugh! you get a star!! :)
2007-12-11 09:13:13 · answer #6 · answered by JustForFun101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good..........a new joke for my hubby to use down the pub!!! lol
2007-12-11 09:49:36 · answer #7 · answered by Unicorn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like your joke very much,hilarious, hahahahahahaaa
2007-12-11 13:08:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol wow
2007-12-11 09:27:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is cute. My husband would be on your side!
2007-12-11 09:02:20 · answer #10 · answered by Precious 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋