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I had a date last night who wasn't very receptive to the idea. I had to hold her nose in order to shovel in at least something before she kicked free and ran home screaming. Really killed the mood I think.

2007-12-11 08:26:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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Well if it was Franks & Beans on the menu than you may want to try a Orajel cocktail prior to the main course next time

2007-12-11 08:37:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Yes, it's erotic. I love being spoon-fed Ensure. Reminds me of amorous nights in the nursing home.

2007-12-12 00:50:03 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Megan Up4Grabs 4 · 2 0

Her loss! Next time bring the necessary equipment to tap the lady's vein while she is not looking. Intravenous food baby! Intravenous!

2007-12-11 16:49:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Humph! The girl was obviously not a connoisseur of Jalapenos.

2007-12-12 13:14:38 · answer #4 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 1 0

I think so. Especially something savory like meatloaf. Mmm. To be force fed meatloaf, by the man of my dreams! K-Mac, do you like meatloaf? Would you like to share some meat-loaf sometime?

2007-12-11 16:31:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I know what you mean. I blindfolded my girl and fed her shrimp not knowing she was allergic to shellfish. She ballooned up like a puffer fish needless to say I didn't get lucky especially with her throat closing like that….although her breast did round out quite nicely.

2007-12-11 16:42:14 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 5 0

Fondue is hot. Third-degree burns are definitely a turn-off...

2007-12-11 16:38:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

You got the wrong hole my friend. It should be the lower one, not the upper one.

Her mouth I mean. Feed it into her mouth

2007-12-12 05:31:45 · answer #8 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 1 0

My nose hurts, and i dont like liver... thats why I ran

2007-12-11 16:54:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

i guess it depends what you were trying to feed her hun, chocolate covered strawberries a definate turn on.fish or tripe...not so much

2007-12-11 16:32:27 · answer #10 · answered by little miss lovely 3 · 1 0

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