Adam and Eve were wandering through the Garden of Eden one day when God looked down and said, "Okay, kids, I only have a couple of things left here in my bag of goodies. Who wants the ability to urinate standing up?"
To which Eve immediately replied, "I do, God, may I have it?" So God granted her the ability, but Eve saw a look of such utter despair on Adam's face that meant he wanted the ability, that her generous spirit was moved and she said to God, "He may have it if he wants it so much."
So, God gave the ability to Adam instead, and he was so happy that he immediately ran behind a bush and urinated standing up. When he came back, Eve looked at God and said, "Well, do you have anything left for me?" And God looked back in the bag. Looking back at Eve he said, "....All I have left is multiple orgasms."
2007-12-11 08:23:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Woman got the better gift. YE!!!!
2007-12-11 08:39:54 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Close, but another way is:
Adam and Eve were wandering through the Garden of Eden one day when God looked down and said, "Okay, kids, I only have a couple of things left here in my bag of goodies. Who wants the ability to urinate standing up?" Adam immediately starts jumping up and down screaming, "I do, I do, I do"... Eve looks over and says let him have it if it'll make him happy. so Adam received the ability to pee standing up, he starts running around peeing on everything. Eve looks up and says, "so God what do you have for me" God looks down, smiles and says, "Brains"
2007-12-11 17:30:32 · answer #2 · answered by mistress_elizabeth69 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
With a puzzled look Eve took her gift and turned to Adam who was equally puzzled because the gift was invisible. Brightening up Adam offered to share his gift with Eve, and share and share alike, they experienced the most wonderful multiple orgasms and lived happily ever after.
2007-12-12 06:43:13 · answer #3 · answered by seeker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
D**mit adam y was he such a dumb**z lmao
2007-12-11 23:40:37 · answer #4 · answered by hsm 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute!
2007-12-11 16:44:03 · answer #5 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-12 11:38:31 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh I like,star for you
2007-12-12 00:39:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Erm er ha ha
2007-12-11 17:21:57 · answer #8 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL that was a funny one.
2007-12-11 16:55:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very nice. FAH
2007-12-11 17:26:15 · answer #10 · answered by bjparker0385 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋