since you're so good and pious, I know you'll do...
Meanwhile, we'll live it up.....we got a deal?
2007-12-11 07:59:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey (((((NURSE)))))....where will you be and what should I bring for dinner??
2007-12-11 08:17:05 · update #1
You know I would if I could, Hon, but no one knows exactly when it will be.
Better repent now & avoid the rush.
EDIT:What? Tonight? or when the Rapture occurs?
(((((Elton)))))
2007-12-11 08:04:40 · answer #1 · answered by wanda3s48 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I tell you what - when you see we've disappeared, you just go ahead and blame it on some UFO incident, like the TV show "The 2200" or something like that.
This way when the Lord DOES return with all His saints for the battle of Armegedon you can be taken by surprise.
Doesn't that sound so much better than giving you a heads up warning?
Here's your warning: Jesus is returning.
Many people who put off getting saved till the 11th hour sometimes die by the 10th!
2007-12-11 08:03:52 · answer #2 · answered by no1home2day 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hey! News flash! The rapture will occur day after tomorrow!
2007-12-11 08:03:11 · answer #3 · answered by Traveler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree, as long as we are in the end times, when times get REALLY close, just give us a heads up.
That way we can live next to one another.
Or wouldn't your repentance count? If we are motivated by eternal life, it wouldn't count?
2007-12-11 08:06:35 · answer #4 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, I'm a Christian who doesn't believe in the "Rapture" persay. Why don't you start living it up now, what's to stop you?
2007-12-11 08:04:00 · answer #5 · answered by klm78_2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no one knows the hour but GOD himself.a person should always be ready for JESUS has said he will come like a thief in the night so watch and be ready!!! it will not be a secret every eye shall see him coming through the clouds even the ones who betrayed and crucified him!!! read the bible and do not be deceived!!! the wicked will be destroyed in the lake of fire this is the second death! bless you in your search for truth!!!!
2007-12-11 08:06:59 · answer #6 · answered by dixie58 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No one knows that, not even Christ.....it will happen when God says "It's time, go get my children".........nobody is "good and pious", just forgiven............but, yes, if we knew, we would tell you cos we want all to be saved......even tho you mock us in different ways.........
2007-12-11 08:29:34 · answer #7 · answered by White Dove 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. No one will know when it's about to happen. No one.
It could be today, next year. a hundred years..... think about it.
2007-12-11 08:09:46 · answer #8 · answered by kiwi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, just tell me your phone number and I'll give you a call when it begins
2007-12-11 08:03:44 · answer #9 · answered by CanadianFundamentalist 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i don't even know when it's going to happen.
my advice to you is repent while now. after the rapture, it will be to late.
2007-12-11 08:02:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋