Before I was married with my exwife for 10 years and she did'nt get pregnant, and before that I was married for 20 years with another woman, and she never got pregnant. Also my first wife never got pregnant. Now I'm married to a 25 year old lovely woman and she got pregnant. Can you explain that to me?
The doctor says: Imagine you go to the woods with a plastic gun and you point with that plastic gun on a rabbit and you say " Boom Boom" and the rabbit dies. What do you think happend?"
The old guy answered the doctor: " Well, then I would know that someone else would have shot the rabbit"
" you see? You do understand it"
2007-12-11 07:40:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!! that's really funny! =D
2007-12-11 07:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by pinkmonkey 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a ******? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She is going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover! --------------------------------------... A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door: 1. Sip the Vodka, don't gulp. 2. There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3. There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his A S S. 6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook. 8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the Sh*t out of him. 9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his A S S. 10. We do not refer to the cross as the Big T! 11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat me." 12. The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the, "Mary with the Cherry". 13. The recommended grace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God". and finally... 14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St.Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
2016-04-08 21:06:50 · answer #2 · answered by Erica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice ;) but try it -- revers: a 40 years old woman marries an 20 year young guy; get pregnant, and the doctor will say: " **** happens , I thought I'm more virulent " :-)
2007-12-11 09:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
...Perfect dinner?...everyone can do , if he like it! May be his best friend is not a doctor, he is a medicin man from the northern sky? can you imagine ? to jump at the woodside with an elder man, so 20 years more like bom-bom? with a pack of jucie fruits, perhaps? Than give him the date... with or without rabitts?
2007-12-11 08:08:04 · answer #4 · answered by Jari 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i like this one, it's an intelligent one, you can't guess the pointe...I even had to re-read the part with the rabbit, to get it..haha
hope I will remember this one...
2007-12-11 10:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by woko51 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL i like it it took me a few minutes to get it but when i got it i liked it
2007-12-11 09:21:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10
If she had triplets, would that mean he was in the woods with a plastic shotgun ?
2007-12-11 08:12:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha.... and I don't get it. Would someone kindly explain?
2007-12-11 08:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg haha
2007-12-11 07:44:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehe i actually get it
haha that sl*t niiiiiceeeee
2007-12-11 07:44:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋